Some gems that I collected here, in the past few weeks!
The board outside a puncture repair shop near my house reads:
"Bike puncture done here" :-)
The restaurant I frequent every weekend proudly announces itself as a "Multi-Cushion Restaurant" :-)
The policeman's podium in a major road signal junction is surrounded by a warning poster: "Don't overtalk on your left hand side". At first, I thought it referred to talking excessively on the mobile phone using the lefthand-leftear combination, which was ridiculous! What a fool I was! But of course, it referred to "overtaking" :-)
A pay-to-use lavatory near my usual bus stop, has a board on the door that reads, "Pay toilet to use money". Four days stomach ache, laughing after reading that! :-D
Here's the one that made me look like a complete fool. I was shocked when I saw this poster on a public road, that read, "For Females Contact: 98365-98735" When I pointed this out to my roommate, he laughed uncontrollably for five minutes. The top half of the poster had been torn away! The full poster, pasted on a wall a little further, read, "PG Accomodation For Females Contact: 98365-98735"! :-)
41 comments:
Thats cool..Seen at an Ashram in Numgambakkam High rd...
DOnt Search Internet..search Innernet..
LOL... Laughing sooo hard... There is a program here in aus which is called "Rove Live" and is aired weekly, it has a segment called "What the..." Full of crazy things like this!
hi...lol
that's real fun...I had heard many such things that are very funny.
like...
1. Open the window let the atmosphere/airforce comein.
2. don't middle in the line.stand in line..
3. No touching touching stand away..
4.i am having two daughters and both are girls....
there are many such things ..that were real fun...
Radio
hihihi...nice one..
I have heard abt quite a few like these thru fwds...
Dont want to overtalk :P
Random Access
The search has just begun !!!
Good ones man.
Ha ha ha!I guess you watch closely all the boards in the road.:-) just kidding...
Those were funny esp the females one!
All outstanding students please come inside
well.. even CNN pulled one close to this.. their breaking news section on katrina read
Bush: the worst disaster that has happenned to America!!
ill forward the pic to you... u might want to post it
Very Very Funny.!! Why not send it to Reader's Digest. You'll get a prize. Wonderful observations. Is this true.? Or did you cook this up ? Whatever be it very funny.!!
IDIOTS....!
Nice to bring it up here...
but enakennavo antha postera kilichadu neenga thaanu thonuthu?
"When I pointed this out to my roommate, he laughed uncontrollably for five minutes"
And during those five minutes, you thought you had call and confirm your worst thoughts?!! :))
LOL!
Good one Vinesh!
:) you seem to notice a lot
Nice post Vinesh. there are many poster like this in Chennai.
Nice observations man!!..
good NAKSHATRA COLLECTION .
i shared these stars with my classmates .everybody laughed like anything ..specially on the female one..:-)
nice obs....
lol
tata
sukku
Vinesh,
Did you by any chance call up that number before checking with ur friend ? Am sure any guy's impulse wud have been to check what kinda females they have to offer ;o))))
funny ones. now i`ve been inspired to look out for signs :)
ROTFL on this one "For Females Contact: ..." ... HA HA HA
ROTFL..
NAKSHATRA COLLECTIONS , these r
NEVER FOLLOW IT RA COLLECTIONS.
Good ones - eye for detail - my all time favorite is a board in front of the travel agents office - please come to us, we will take you for a ride
I remember this message on the 'L' board atop of a driving school car : "For Ladies to Ladies"
Remember the "Stop & Shop" Chain Stores? One such outlet had opened in our area many years back and within a short span of its debut, another enterpreneur had plans of opening a sweet shop and he named it "Stop & Sweets"!! Later he changed it to "Top Sweets" (probably due to Copyright breach!).
The last one was the best of all!
retfl!!! damn funny!
:-))))
TN vida.. East side-la thaan englibisu pottu pirichu menju irupanga...
Britishers odi ponadhuku kaaranamay avunga thaan-nu.. naanga comment adichtu irupom..
i ve seen this one "snake bar"
got psyched.. it meant "snack bar"
:D
..p..
@Adengappa: That was a witty one, buddy! :-)
@Preethi: There should be some program like this here too :-) There's enough material to take a Mega Series!
@Radio: Good ones, buddy radio..:-)
@Random Access: This post of mine has begun to do the rounds via email now :-)
@Reghu nath thooran: Thanks buddy! Welcome to Orange Juice! :-)
@Lakshmi: I do watch the posters on the road carefully...vera enna vela :-)
@Danesh: Hehehehe! :-)
@Kaps: Outstanding, lol! :-)
@Arumugam: Send me the pic da.. that was hilarious! :-)
@Narayanan Venkitu: These are all real signboards sir! If I had a camera phone I would've clicked and pasted the pics here!
@Ramo: Enna poster thingra kazhudha range-kku kondu vandhutteengale! :-)
@Adi: Insult, greaaaat insult :-)
@Divyasurendiran: You seem to "notice" a lot. Wow, was the pun intended there? :-)
@Jeevan: I've seen quite a few too :-)
@TT_Giant: Thanks buddy! :-)
@Div: Hehehe, glad you enjoyed these Div :-)
@Sukku: Thx Sukku :-)
@Somu: Frankly, I was shocked by the poster. I believed it was real, and thought, "My God, what is this country coming to!" :- hehehehe. Enna maadhri appaaviya poi... :-)
@Grey Vampire: I wish I had a camera phone to take pics of those signboards, buddy! I didn't cook them up. Reality is pretty funny on its own here :-)
@Still_Figuring_Out: Do let me know if you come across any good ones, ok! :-)
@Sneha: LOLZ! :-) Problem with blogs is you can't see the other person laughing :-(
@AwakeningComa: Hahaha, good one, hope no one follows it :-)
@Paavai: That sounds like pun intended, Paavai? Very witty! :-)
@Ravi: For ladies to ladies?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-D Man, I'd die if I saw that one! ;-D
@Wicked Angel: hehehe :-)
@Neha: Glad you enjoyed them :-)
@Senthil: Like Kamal tells Vadivelu in "Singaravelan": 1947 munnadi nee porandhirukkanom da" :-)
@Priya: Snake bar! LOLOL :-D Chance-e ille, haha!
haha!!! tat was hilarious.
Lots of guys might have called up the phone number you have put up ..especially if they didnt care to read ur post completely :-)
@Maha: You should have seen it for yourself, you would've burst! :-)
@Jagan: Haha, I just made up that number, because I don't remember the exact phone number :-) Hope no one has this number, lol!
LOL.. especially the 2nd one and the last one. I remember seeing a similar joke on these lines..
BTW.. if you have missed this post of mine, not any more.. :-) :-)
Add these...
Shirts and PHANTS stitched here.
Tiffhen ready!
Not that funny... but its highly irritating to see such dumbness!!!
I loved your Star collection. I was always amused by my Chappai (read chinese) colleagues. Here are some samples:
"The last one provide the weekly report whom pass the dead line will be the one roll up for the next weekly"
"This may impact your approval process since VP is left. I will inform you if the authorization delegation has been announced"
ROTFL!!! Hilarious stuff...
Enjoyed a lot!
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