My cell phone hip pouch was one of my essential accessories whenever I went out - cool, comfy, easily reachable. Until my cousin told me last week that I was taking a big risk. She peppered her talk with real life incidents where her friends had lost mobiles worth five times my Nokia 3315. "It's too easy to grab and run" was her argument.
Since then, sufficiently scared, I have been struggling to find an alternate way to carry my phone. I absolutely detest the idea of looking like a dog on a leash, so the neck tag is ruled out. If I were to put it in my shirt pocket, I would be fighting medical research which claims that cell phone radiation causes heart attack. If I put it in my trouser pockets.. darn, I don't even want to go in there! Where else? For once, I wish I were born a girl - I could carry handbags around!So I'm left to choose between cardiac failure and impotence. That's just SUPER! For now, shirt pocket it is, because I read in a journal that a healthy sex life keeps the heart healthy. Aha!
16 comments:
".For now, shirt pocket it is, because I read in a journal that a healthy sex life keeps the heart healthy"....
quite catchy point to be noted !!
Look for radiation limiting phone pouches..it might help.
@Adengappa: Technology avvlo advance aayidcha?? DO we really have such things ?
@Vampire: Oh no buddy, you have a point there!! :-(
@Vinesh..Check at Univercell..keep me posted!!
hmmm...that IS a dilemma....how about making your trouser pocket a bit smaller (as in less deep) :P
Wat a thought!!!
And wats the conclusion?????
Hey, there's always the pocket in the back of the pants.. no heart attacks/impotence.. i cant thing any hazard while keepin it there... of course.. got to be careful while u sit down... and dont keep some aweful ringtone while u place it there! LOL..
@Adengappa: I'll do that buddy..
@Vani: Hahahaha! *sidey glance*
@Einsteinophile: My conclusion is in my post. But we're trying to reach the best solution in this comments section. LOL
@Kary: Wow, you got some solid ideas there! I checked out the website, and they're all costing dollars :-(
All I can do is wear a Murugan dollar and pray that nothing bad happens due to the radiation, LOL
@Magnus Astrum: "..and dont keep some aweful ringtone while u place it there" ROTFLMAO. Mannn...ur too much ..hahaha.
But who knows, if we put it in the back of our pants, maybe tomorrow they'll scare us with piles LOL!
"All I can do is wear a Murugan dollar and pray that nothing bad happens due to the radiation"
lol....how about converting it into indian rupees?
and what's all this sidey glance for, eh? i've given you a valid suggestion! ;)
buy several inexpensive phones and keep them in your old place..that way, heart and the other thingy will be safe..hehehe
kaasu ellam oru paeriya vishayama....
"health" is wealth le..:-)
First time here, got the link from Sathya post.
Nice posts.
BTW: You profile photo looks like Madhavan.
@Vani: Suggestion accepted Vani. Am sending out my pants for alteration :-D
@Aravind: Idhukku naa cell phone-e vaendaamo-nnu yosikkren LOL
@Af: Thanks for visiting af. Oru pakkam paatha Madhavan madhri iruppen. Innoru pakkam Surya maadhri iruppen (remember the Koundamani joke?) LOLZ. Keep visiting..
good lord what next ?
hahahahahaha..u have a good sense of humor man!! enjoyed myself.
:-)))))
vambire and vani's commments added more to the blog man :-)))
i'l juz go for the cargo.. , i dont mind getting anything in the knee cap then ;-)
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