Some gems that I collected here, in the past few weeks!
The board outside a puncture repair shop near my house reads:
"Bike puncture done here" :-)
The restaurant I frequent every weekend proudly announces itself as a "Multi-Cushion Restaurant" :-)
The policeman's podium in a major road signal junction is surrounded by a warning poster: "Don't overtalk on your left hand side". At first, I thought it referred to talking excessively on the mobile phone using the lefthand-leftear combination, which was ridiculous! What a fool I was! But of course, it referred to "overtaking" :-)
A pay-to-use lavatory near my usual bus stop, has a board on the door that reads, "Pay toilet to use money". Four days stomach ache, laughing after reading that! :-D
Here's the one that made me look like a complete fool. I was shocked when I saw this poster on a public road, that read, "For Females Contact: 98365-98735" When I pointed this out to my roommate, he laughed uncontrollably for five minutes. The top half of the poster had been torn away! The full poster, pasted on a wall a little further, read, "PG Accomodation For Females Contact: 98365-98735"! :-)