Sunday, July 24, 2005

CUTTING EDGE


"Shaving would not be so tiresome if only we didn't have to shave", a great philosopher once said.

Okay, so that philosopher was me, and I'm upset! Like this old joke, "You're so dumb that you can trip over the cord of a cordless phone", I successfully managed to cut myself using the smoothest and most comfortable razor in the world, Gillette Mach3Turbo.

I realized the true power of the three progressively-aligned blades when I looked in the mirror and found three parallel lines on my right cheek!! Three blades, three cuts! Just then, my eyes fell upon the razor cover that read: Gillette - The Best a Man Can Get.
Is this what they call "height of sarcasm"?

Moral of the Story: Never keep your shave waiting until half an hour before meeting your girlfriend.

21 comments:

krishna said...

nice lesson learnt and projected..:)

OT: I just blogrolled u..

ioiio said...

pthoo ippa un profile foto podu naaan paarkanum

Tamilan said...

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him
up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks."I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?""No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Want to know the address of the barber?!

Grey Vampire said...

Nalla vella i planned of spending 299 for it...hehehehe

Manoj said...

LOL...Thats weird coz mach 3 turbo is really good. Anyways, I can afford to grow beards...so i am glad the moral doesnt apply to me.

M.

monu said...

caught up on all your posts..good!
:)

KARY said...

Cool one Vinesh. Thank God! I only use electric shaver.

Vinesh said...

@Krishna: Thx for the blogroll man :-)

@Ioiio: Camera-illeye.. :-)

@Tamilan: LOLZ. Yup I want the address. Will make sure I never go to him..:-)

Vinesh said...

@Vampire: Yea, it's not worth that much, certainly!

@Manoj: The fault was mine, and not the razor's, I guess. I was the one in a hurry! :-)

Vinesh said...

@Monu: Thanks Monu :-)

@Kary: Buddy I have considered getting one too. Which brand do you use? I believe it's only good for removing small hairs?

KARY said...

I use Philips blade no 3 for trimming. It comes with four blades. I will send you the link shortly.

Jinguchakka said...

A close shave? He he. Just kidding. BTW, all your posts were good! Keep blogging

maha said...

hehehe my father has a similar problem

Vinesh said...

@Kary: Thx Kary, will watch out for it..

@Jinguchakka: Honoured by your visit :-)

@Maha: Good to know there's company..

Vani Viswanathan said...

hahah....it's funny to imagine how those three cuts will look! :)

Pallavi said...

EEKSS.. My husband had a nasty cut the other day.. be careful...

AF said...

hahah...take care..

யாத்திரீகன் said...

machi... 300 Roobai save panitapa.. danx.. ba..

SCRIBBLEZ TO WAKEUP said...

Hihihih...Nice moral....Wht will you answer after you meet her say after the half an hour?? :)
Ok don't shoot me, I am reading a whole lot of your posts today and so you will see many comments n if you r getting so bugged n you want to kill me- Tell me ok!

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