Sunday, July 24, 2005
"Shaving would not be so tiresome if only we didn't have to shave", a great philosopher once said.
Okay, so that philosopher was me, and I'm upset! Like this old joke, "You're so dumb that you can trip over the cord of a cordless phone", I successfully managed to cut myself using the smoothest and most comfortable razor in the world, Gillette Mach3Turbo.
I realized the true power of the three progressively-aligned blades when I looked in the mirror and found three parallel lines on my right cheek!! Three blades, three cuts! Just then, my eyes fell upon the razor cover that read: Gillette - The Best a Man Can Get.
Is this what they call "height of sarcasm"?
Moral of the Story: Never keep your shave waiting until half an hour before meeting your girlfriend.