Thursday, January 17, 2008

HELLO HELLO

Called someone on his mobile and this young girl answers the phone. Hello.. HEllo.. heLLO...hEllOOO... she goes, growing more impatient with each hello, obviously not able to hear me saying the same thing. Irritatedly, she says "kuchh boltha nahin!" ("not saying anything!") and hangs up.

Miffed at getting the wrong number, I call again. Same girl, same hello. Same "kuchh boltha nahin". She hangs up again.

Third time - same girl. Very surprisingly, she sounds the same way with her series of hellos as she did the previous times. As I begin to get slightly scared that I will be hauled in for giving blank calls to a nubile young nymphet, the person I actually intended to call answers the phone! Idiot, imbecile, bashi-bazouk!!!

I've experienced some infuriating ones before, but I nominate this SHIT for the WORST EVER caller tune!

44 comments:

G U R U said...

hahaha..Never knew such crazy caller tunes were available! I wonder which service provider on earth offered this!

One of my friends had an equally crazy ring tone, recorded in his own voice. Every time he got a call, the entire floor would be in splits. It was something like this (Imagine someone saying this in a deep baritone voice, with a pause inbetween each sentence)...
1. Daaai
2. Daaai maapla
3. Daai maapla phone a yedu
4. Daai maapla phone a yedra daaai
(this last sentence would be accompanied by a 'saavu melam') :-D

Kausikram Krishnasayee said...

I swear mate..it happened to me ..
it ends up going April fool ..felt like an idiot

Shruti said...

hahaahhaaa.. u hate it because u got fooled! err.. I'm getting ideas.. now I'll find out if any service provider here has that option or else.. I'll make it myself hehe.. This is s great prank :P

Priya Iyer said...

:)) interesting....

tekybala said...

lol... that would be weird. nowadays lot of caller tunes like that present..watch out ;)

Deepali said...

Hahahaha - I would hate it too if I was the one calling and then cutting the phone but I am sure the person you called would have a super laugh reading this post.

Thinking aloud said...

heh..heh...that was funny...err not for you i know...but still...:)

Prats said...

I would have gone and personally plonked him with the same phone...."kuch boltha nahiin" lol

Enigma said...

hahahahah..i can imagine..lol.never knew tyere was that particular tune..i know i have heard really weird ones but this...heheheh

Sahefa said...

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Ziah said...

hahahahaha... that was priceless!:)

I once read about some actress who recorded a "helloo..." in her own voice as a caller tune... and had a hearty laff on the papers about how her producers and publicist went beserk! :)

Jo said...

ROFL!!! That's the shittiest caller tune!! :-))))

Sandhya said...

This is funniest caller tune...

Pointblank said...

lol!

Mad Mad said...

I HAVE to get that!

Jeevan said...

People sitting & thinking hehe... cool buddy :)

Compassion Unlimitted said...

Looks India is giving lot of problems friend,relax..you are on a holiday..we want you go back,of course after the holidays, relaxed and in peace !!
TC
CU

Shrinivas said...

I have another friend of mine who's one will give the typical sounds like the police station and will be answered as R2 Police station....just imagine how will it be..

priya said...

Such a crazy person with no words to say. Huh... looks like new to so called phones!!

Orange Fronkey said...

all these stupid caller tunes. I honestly don't see any point in them.. some people are seriously obsessed with their cells!! they need to get therapy!

i would've been pissed too my friend.

Sahefa said...

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Rathi said...

Really irritating ones...GOD know who found those!

Karthik B.S. said...

hilarious,, hilarious!! :))

harry said...

too good..awesome creativity

Gladtomeetin said...

Hahaha....Looks like a crazy fun, but definitely makes the one called go mad :-))

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Shruti said...

Do you have some I-don't-do-tags thing? Anyway, you've been tagged! :)

Sudhakar said...

It seems you are facing lots of problems back here.Ha ha ha!!!Hope you get the orange juice for your soul here!!!

Aarthi said...

Omg..I didnt expect this to be a caller tune...:)

Prats said...

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I've got something for u on my space...check it out

Bubbles of FireWhisky said...

i agree with you... that really was the worst caller tune ever especially if you were'nt ready for it...

have you heard the one with rajnikant's voice?

Pointblank said...

hey... long time.. no posts!

Shruti said...

where art thou?

Shruti said...
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Satyadarshini said...

Vinesh, just read ur comment on Gazal's blog..and liked ur humor..and decided to check urs..
and wow..I am gonna feast here now :)

Well the Hello Tune..was intended to restrain u from calling..get that ;-)

Preethi said...

ha ha haaa that's way too funny.... I'd love to get that caller tune myself just to get back at some ppl and torture my loved ones too. he heeee

Vinesh said...

to all - folks, sorry i haven't been active for a while.. thanks for your replies.. sorry wasn't able to reply individually to this one like i usually do..

Asha said...

Hahahahahahaha! Absolutely bril*!
My friend used to have this vague caller tune which used to have some profanities along with "*((**&&^@^@^^@&&@ phone uta!" In other words.. "something..something.. something.. Pick up the pohne!"

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Shobana said...

Very funny!

PreethZzZ The Original said...

u know what... thats happened to me... only thing is it wasn't a caller tune... it was getting connected by mistake... how did i know it wasn't a caller tune?? it was the same girls voice... but the frustration levels just became more and more and more... as well as the cursing!! haha...

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