Called someone on his mobile and this young girl answers the phone. Hello.. HEllo.. heLLO...hEllOOO... she goes, growing more impatient with each hello, obviously not able to hear me saying the same thing. Irritatedly, she says "kuchh boltha nahin!" ("not saying anything!") and hangs up.
Miffed at getting the wrong number, I call again. Same girl, same hello. Same "kuchh boltha nahin". She hangs up again.
Third time - same girl. Very surprisingly, she sounds the same way with her series of hellos as she did the previous times. As I begin to get slightly scared that I will be hauled in for giving blank calls to a nubile young nymphet, the person I actually intended to call answers the phone! Idiot, imbecile, bashi-bazouk!!!
I've experienced some infuriating ones before, but I nominate this SHIT for the WORST EVER caller tune!