A eunuch kept touching me repeatedly, and threatened to hitch up its saree for indecent exposure if I didn't part with any money. The government should authorise shoot at sight rights for citizens to deal with this menace.Old friends are like diaries in flesh and blood. I've said this before, but I'll say it again: My present acquaintances know what I am now. My best and oldest friend knows why I am what I am now.
The female human form is the greatest physical creation in this world. If I had the luxury of being a Thiruvalluvar or a Byron, would this one birth be enough to experience the fullness of a woman's beauty?Is this one birth enough to experience the complete beauty of at least a single strand of hair on my sweetheart's head?
Hundred-rupee watches on the street rock! Each time I've bought one, it's lasted me a minimum of three years. I can't imagine ever buying a Rolex for a fortune and wear the same (same!!) watch for a life time!How do arranged marriages work? How can couples bring themselves to agree to a third person setting up time for the "first night"?
I cannot understand the concept of people buying "brand new" faded jeans, worn jeans, torn jeans, shirts that look they're being worn inside out. I'd rather buy new clothes, use them for hundred years, and then call them brand new "fashionable" clothes.Staring at eyebrow piercings and multiple (more than two per year) ear piercings for more than 2 seconds makes me nauseous.
How horrible would it be to tongue kiss a girl with a tongue piercing? Yuaghh!!Why am I attracted to Paris Hilton?