Sunday, September 10, 2006

FIRST WEEK - SEPTEMBER

Some random blips on my radar in the past week:

A eunuch kept touching me repeatedly, and threatened to hitch up its saree for indecent exposure if I didn't part with any money. The government should authorise shoot at sight rights for citizens to deal with this menace.
Old friends are like diaries in flesh and blood. I've said this before, but I'll say it again: My present acquaintances know what I am now. My best and oldest friend knows why I am what I am now.

The female human form is the greatest physical creation in this world. If I had the luxury of being a Thiruvalluvar or a Byron, would this one birth be enough to experience the fullness of a woman's beauty?
Is this one birth enough to experience the complete beauty of at least a single strand of hair on my sweetheart's head?

Hundred-rupee watches on the street rock! Each time I've bought one, it's lasted me a minimum of three years. I can't imagine ever buying a Rolex for a fortune and wear the same (same!!) watch for a life time!
How do arranged marriages work? How can couples bring themselves to agree to a third person setting up time for the "first night"?

I cannot understand the concept of people buying "brand new" faded jeans, worn jeans, torn jeans, shirts that look they're being worn inside out. I'd rather buy new clothes, use them for hundred years, and then call them brand new "fashionable" clothes.
Staring at eyebrow piercings and multiple (more than two per year) ear piercings for more than 2 seconds makes me nauseous.

How horrible would it be to tongue kiss a girl with a tongue piercing? Yuaghh!!
Why am I attracted to Paris Hilton?

19 comments:

ada-paavi!!!! said...

annathae, second quote is unmai
this one
//The female human form is the greatest physical creation in this world. If I had the luxury of being a Thiruvalluvar or a Byron, would this one birth be enough to experience the fullness of a woman's beauty?//

Anonymous said...

"How do arranged marriages work? How can couples bring themselves to agree to a third person setting up time for the "first night"?"...RFLOL at that...

Kishore

golmaalgopal said...

//How horrible would it be to tongue kiss a girl with a tongue piercing? Yuaghh!!// ROTFL

hee hee me had same thoughts too...u've got a nice RADAR... :)

Jeevan said...

Hundred-rupee watches on the street rock! I agree, i have brought such watches and wear it for a 1-half year.

Apun Ka Desh said...

Good Ones. :)

kuttichuvaru said...

very important questions raised :-) lemme knw if u get any answers!!

Amit said...

"I cannot understand the concept of people buying "brand new" faded jeans, worn jeans, torn jeans, shirts that look they're being worn inside out. I'd rather buy new clothes, use them for hundred years, and then call them brand new "fashionable" clothes."

I have to say I feel embarrased to admit that I am a bit of a fashion victim! I love my faded jeans for some reason i could not currently wear "new looking" jeans.

Althought I cannot do the torn ones or wear shirts that looked used...that's taking it a bit too far! :p

sai thilak said...

Good burps.. oops!! blips.. :-)

Eyebrow piercing makes me sick too... I really want to how it is called fashion statement??

Anonymous said...

HI.. Nice one !!! Good Thinking!! Lots of unanswerable questions...

Nanyaar? said...

I dont know why your attacted to Paris, but you sure were spam blocked in wordpress.

//How do arranged marriages work? How can couples bring themselves to agree to a third person setting up time for the "first night"?//

Thats why you get to marry mama's ponnu da...

ny?

R.E.B.E.L said...

'I cannot understand the concept of people buying "brand new" faded jeans, worn jeans, torn jeans, shirts that look they're being worn inside out.'
Trust me the faded and dirty jeans that u get at stores totally have the new look.. It's seriously better to wear out your old jeans :-)

Hundred-rupee watches on the street rock!

Well, they do.. You have variety for less prices

R.E.B.E.L said...

And why ARE u attracted to Paris Hilton????????

maha said...

i love these 100Rs watches too. instead of buying one branded watch for 1000 bucks, i can have ten different color funky watches!!!!

monu said...

i am always buying those cheap watches....
:)

nice one...
these days the couple meet up anbd understabd each other very much before the wedding..theres the courtship period between the engagement and the weddign when they really get to understand each other....
so it must be ok i guess....
u know what basically there is no difference between an arranged marriege and a love marriege these days....

and whats so wrong with some setting the date / time for teh first night...

:)

surgeon said...

i can enevr buy cheap watches... i hate the guy who stole my g-shock!

surgeon said...

and you might like tongue piercings... dont dismiss it till youve tried it i say! hahahahahaha...

Anonymous said...

How horrible would it be to tongue kiss a girl with a tongue piercing?

a couple of daredevil / werewolves movies wud hlp if u`ve trouble imagining
LOL

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bye
hurry.

RandomThoughts said...

As For arranged marriages working! They do as much as love marriages. With freedom to meet ,Go out & get familiar before the engagement itself, it is a safer bet! Primarily Everyone you consider important is part of that decision & so makes sure the girl who enters your house feels"special". Isn't that a strong foundation for the girl to Love you unconditionally!

It has worked for me, so I can vouch for it!

Rashmi

Anonymous said...

Paris Hilton??? EEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

~ Merino

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