One of my coworkers just said, "My gas problem has been solved today". He is fervently trying to clarify that he was referring to the LPG cylinders he had booked for his new house, but no one is ready to stop laughing yet.
So while I'm still in the mood, I think I will add some gems I collected on the road recently. I pass by this school everyday on my way to work, but only yesterday noticed this sign outside the front gate that read: Drop your children on the compound wall.
The ultimate was outside this women's wear shop: Ladies bottoms available here. Below goes another line in rainbow coloured font - All kinds of bottoms available.
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